when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent